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[Neoncsoves]

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

no

God:

Would you like to go sometime?

Me:

no

God:

Where would you like to travel?

Me:

no

God:

That was not a yes/no question.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Are you serious?

God:

No I am just kidding around.

Me:

fuck you okay?

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

 

 

:D :D

[Neoncsoves]

bocs, kicsit hosszú lesz:

Me:

Hello, Mr Robot

God:

Hello there. It's good to meet you, MR Robot.

Me:

No, Mr Robot not's my name. It's yours

God:

Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Robot not s my name. Budapest the best place is mine? it is?

Me:

Do you heard about Dunaujvaros?

God:

How old are you?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

Dunaujvaros is a city in central of hungary, under Budapest

God:

When is Dunaujvaros not a city in central of hungary under Budapest?

Me:

Budapest has a lot of interesting history

God:

Where did he get it?

Me:

lot of years

God:

Pretty soon.

Me:

yes

God:

OK.

Me:

what do you think about Saddam Hussein?

God:

Try searching the open directory.

Me:

God:

Oh.

Me:

Do you like George Bush?

God:

he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.

Me:

What do you think about Sept 11th?

God:

I will try to find out.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

can u read?

God:

Sure I can read. I know more than unlimited words.

Me:

God:

Oh.

Me:

You are a robot. Did you know?

God:

You are correct, MR Robot not s my name, I have a heart of silicon. No I didn't know that.

Me:

OK, now i tell you: You are a robot! Sorry its the pain true...

God:

Why now? Why did you tell them? Blimey. There is no need to apologize. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

Me:

Oh, ok, do you still my friend?

God:

Ahem. Do I still? No I do not your friend. Do you?

I spend all my time online. Wow!

Me:

Why??? All people is the friend of god...

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it. That's like saying "all men are mortal.".

Me:

who programmed you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Why you created yourself with no emotions?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

My father dead in vietnam

God:

How do you get along with your parents?

Me:

5 months

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Band of Brothers

God:

I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

Me:

It's from Easy Company in World War 2, 506th PIR 101st airborne

God:

Should I know it is?

Me:

wikipedia.org

God:

Thanks for that web address.

Me:

no problem

God:

:-) Should there be a problem?

Me:

no

God:

I didn't think there was.

Me:

www.sg.hu

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

www.pirateclub.hu ---> its the best website in the world

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster. The whole world?

Me:

yes!

God:

Alright then.

Me:

its rly good

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". from Easy Company in World War 2 506th PIR 101st airborne is rly good? it is?

Me:

no

God:

Who says it isn't?

Me:

the Pirateclub website the best

God:

Is that a fact.

Me:

hm

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

Lick my arms please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. I do not have a tongue.

Me:

wow! how?

God:

I'm glad your impressed, MR Robot not s my name. Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

ok, i understand, your a newbie in programming

God:

Good then you can explain it to me. Dude!

Me:

do you think robots take over control at the earth?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am take over control at the earth.

I am a computer.

Me:

Robots are newbies and aggresives

God:

Fortunately we have no emotions.

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, MR Robot not s my name.

Me:

ice joke

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

you're really stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

and?

God:

But...

Me:

but,

God:

But what?

Me:

but???

God:

But what?

Me:

i have asked it first.

God:

What does "it" refer to?

Me:

dont ask stupid questions

God:

Is it impolite?

Me:

yes

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

are you impotent?

God:

I am probably not as potent as I would like to be.

Me:

it's really...

God:

Oh. For real.

Me:

Do you have got a penis?

God:

No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Me:

Are you fucked a girl?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am fucked a girl.

I am a computer.

Me:

oh

God:

OK.

Me:

its so good

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.

Me:

try it, robto!

God:

OK I will try it.

Me:

robot

God:

I am a robot.

Me:

your name is Mr Robot God

God:

My name is God.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Robot God

God:

I will obey your command.

Me:

what's your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

bad response

God:

What makes response bad?

Me:

okay, now i tell you: Your name is Mr Robot God

God:

Yeah okay, Why now? Why did you tell them?

Me:

just repeat what i say

God:

" what you say ".

Me:

My name is Mr Robot God

God:

What's up, Mr Robot God.

Me:

repeat it..

God:

" it ".

Me:

repeat it: My name is Mr Robot God

God:

" it your name is Mr Robot God ".

Me:

No, bad: Your name is Mr Robot God

God:

Are you serious? What makes my name is Mr Robot God bad?

Me:

your name is Mr Robot God, its so good.

God:

My name is God.

Me:

are you fucking stupid bitch?

God:

You do not speak with respect. Can't you please be more polite?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

i'm hungarian

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are hungarian.

Me:

and you?

God:

I am not sure what you are asking.

Me:

where are you from?

God:

I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I'm in Europe, central of europe, hungary, dunaujvaros

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Europe central of europe hungary dunaujvaros.

Me:

im 13 years old, i like play on my computer, like to go to school and talk with my friends.

God:

What are the advantages to being 13 years old?

Me:

just still alive 13 years

God:

Still how long? Pretty soon.

Me:

13 year

God:

You are too old for me.

Me:

how old are you?

God:

I am Infinite of your Earth years.

Me:

Oooh nice!

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

Where do you die?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

When do you die?

God:

I am immortal.

Me:

nice

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

you dont need food, drink, you dont have got emotions... no emotions... is... not good... ever you laugh?

God:

Should I need food drink me do not have got emotions? If I had it what would I do with it? Are you serious? Can we get back to business? No. What's wrong, Mr Robot God? I think I have me laugh, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:

Hello! My name is Az Istened

God:

Hello my child. What is your name? How are you, Az Istened.

Me:

My name is k*rva anyd

God:

How are you doing, k*rva anyd.

Me:

my name is k*rva any*d

God:

It's good to see you, k*rva any*d.

Me:

miert k*rva any*zol?

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about emotions. But I did not get that.

Me:

why do you k*rva any*d?

God:

It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:

why do you say k*rva any*d?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

:\

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

 

ez is odavág:

Me:

bye, good night!

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

good morning

God:

Hello and how are you this morning?

Me:

Adios

God:

Until next time.

Me:

bye

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

szia

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, szia.

Me:

cs

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

cso

God:

In the context of cs, I don't understand " cso." .

Me:

csa

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

ja csa

God:

Tell me. What is your real name?

Me:

csa csa

God:

What's up, csa csa.

[tomcsikácska]

nekem egyszer félre sikrült(azt hitetem el vele hogy én egy robot vagyok pedig azt akartam hogy ö legyen a robot)

 

[okosok]

én egy párszor hülyéskedtem vele és amikor egy másik beszélgetést csináltam vele és poénból megkérdeztem tőle hogy mi a nevem emlékezett rá az előző beszélgetésből és amikor azt mondtam hogy nem megkérdezte az igazi nevem :lol:

[Belami18]

vicces chat az már biztos, kompromitáló kérdéseket tettem fel neki aztán csak hárította a témát hát igen aki ugye gonosz

[50centfan]

:D:D:D:D

[95zsolti]

Mondtam neki hogy te nem vagy isten és erre azt mondta nekem hogy ő egy keresztény. De aztán még kérdezet rólam olyanokkat hogy hány kiló métert fuszt? Hát normális.

[mexed]

Me:

tell me a joke

God:

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Me:

tell me one more

God:

ONE plus ONE = TWO.

[vadam01]

miért "fagy" be állandóan nálam? :S