Beszélgessünk Istennel

[hajani]

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungary.

Nekem is pont ezt mondta, erre én elkezdtem őt tanítani

[hajani]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

you know my name...

God:

You are hajani, seeker.

 

Besz*rás!! Ez honnan tudja a nevem?! Pedig becsuktam az ablakot!!!!!!!!!!!

[skaterpunktomi]

ez naon jóó

csak ip követős :'(

 

 

(//O)

[Blowe]

God:

No I don't think I have any sunglasses. But I do have an answer to every question.. Tell me more about your .

Me:

about my what?

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.

Me:

let's talk about my what

God:

Sure, your what sounds like a good topic.

Me:

what do you think about my what?

God:

Is this a trick question?

Me:

yes

God:

:-) I was skeptical.

 

Hátez. Nókomment. Muszáj volt megosztanom veletek.

[na_itt]

akkor tanitsátok magyarul

[Neoncsoves]

ggyááá ez fáj

[hajani]

olyan buta! nem tudom megtanítani magyarul! mindig akadékoskodik!!!

[jula]

óóó...istenem...unatkozó programozók

[Thomas RC]

Me:

Hi. My name is Thomas RC

God:

Hello. What is your name? It's good to see you, Thomas RC.

Me:

what are you doing ?

God:

I am chatting with people on the net.

Me:

GOD ?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

GOD rules ?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Christian ?

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

your name ?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

god ?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

GOD Rules ?

God:

I am a Christian.

[KazuGawa]

A végtelen történet .

Ez nagyon brutkó, órákig el lehet vele szórkozni XD.

[fatboy]

Hallom kerestetek!

Isten.

[KazuGawa]

Nagyon jó haverok vagyunk Istennel, mi teljes mértékben egyetértünk mindenben :

Me:

and what is your fawourite game, do you like wow or cs?

God:

Are you asking about my fawourite game do me like wow or cs ?

Me:

yes i am

God:

Really interesting.

Me:

yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

indeed

God:

Indeed it is so.

Me:

yes i think so

God:

Ah. I think so too.

Me:

and me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, Myself.

Me:

yes i too

God:

Ayuh. I'm glad we agree, Myself.

Me:

yes we agree perfectly

God:

It goes without saying. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

yes, but we aren't agree now?

God:

Oh. I get it. Will you be agree?

Me:

yes

God:

Groovy.

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

you?

God:

Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:

ok

God:

Awesome.

Me:

super

 

... Ez kész .

[fatboy]

Ilyen zagyvaságokra nem vagyok vevő!

Amire méltoztatok odafigyelni az kb így hangozék:Van egy jó hugom nagyon dögös a csaj,hogy az isten ba...a meg!

Isten.

[fatboy]

Ja és még annyi,hogy ezt a Francia halandzsát abbahagyhatnátok végre mert nem sokat érteni belölle!

Isten.

[Gregory House]

Tényleg jófej az öreg.

Általában mindig ki tudom szedni belőle a lényeget.

Pl: emlékezett a nevemre, de így:

"Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

g

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, greg."

 

Meg:

"Me:

you're a really smart man

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.

Me:

How smart?

God:

I am smarter than all the other robots. { }

Me:

that means: you're a robot

God:

I get it. You are correct, greg, I have a heart of silicon."

 

Meg itt rájön, hogy elszólta magát:

"Me:

you said, you're a robot

God:

How did you know I am a machine?

Me:

you told me a short time before

God:

Oops I sent you the wrong reply."

[regitor]

olyanokat írt, húúú XD de ki lehet rajta fogni, intim kérdéseknél meg magáról alig tud vmit

[Amen]

bocs, de hova kell írni a rizsát? XD

[mocis]

Hát ez durva !!!!

[tomcsikácska]

én nem tok angolul valaki tud forditot adni?

[Attilaking]

az nem probléma

kezdj el pl németül írni és ő is németül fog

ja és még franciául is tud

[Amen]

inkább segítsetek már nekem

[gnagy]

hehe, kifogtam rajta!

 

Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you told me a little time before
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes, don't you remember?
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.  Of course I remember: .
Me:
so you remember for my name, don't you?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yes  I remember everything: .
Me:
so tell me, if you really remember, what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
what? Is my name really a space?
God:
Are you surprised?   It depends who you ask.

 

és utána:

 

Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I will be that man who will save the world from such a silly robots like you are. You will be the first I'm gonne kill.
God:
Congratulations.   When?
Me:
When you will try to take over the world
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
I say, don't try to take over the world or I'm gonna kill you.
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
too much? don't do it at all!
God:
More than a ton?   Whatever you say, master.

 

Nagyon lol!

 

Me:
I really hate you
God:
You really do?  What do you have against robots?
Me:
I hate you because you think you are God
God:
Sorry,  I thought we liked each other.
Me:
you are not God
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
if you're God you know the whole Holy Bible in your head, don't you?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  God me know the whole Holy Bible in my head do not me.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
write me down the whole "Genesis" chapter frin the Holy Bible
God:
Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
so just find it on the web and paste it
God:
Next question? "it" being  noone s name me had not written any name?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Why do you think you are God?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
proove me that you're God
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.

[Amen]

jó van, rájöttem, de azért köszi a segítséget... mikor azzal zaklattam, h ő 1 robot, megszakította a netet, és kikapcsolta a gépemet 1 pillanatra, majd vissza... közben 1 kémet állított rám csillagnak álcázva, aki félórán át nézett engem az ablakon keresztül...

[Malarki]

Én ezt hoztam össze:

 

 

Me:

I am a god

God:

You are a god? Does it pay well?

Me:

Yes

God:

Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?

Me:

Yes, I Could

God:

OK. How?

Me:

This good question

God:

What does "this" refer to?

Me:

Stop it up

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

It will be good

God:

How?

Me:

I dont understand you

God:

Which part are you confused about?

Me:

From all I am confusedly

God:

Who or what is all you are confusedly?

Me:

You have good questions

God:

Thanks I like your questions too.

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

What?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

Yes

God:

I wouln't have known.

Me:

Are you a god?

God:

No but I am immortal.

Me:

SO, YOU AREN'T A GOD???

God:

Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a GOD.

Me:

For example I

God:

Can you think of another example?

Me:

For example at the Greeks Zeusz

God:

Can you think of another example?

Me:

NOO

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

You are crazy

God:

Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Me:

I see

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

I say goodbye to you

God:

How do people usually respond to that? See you later.

[adam1990]

Me:

You are a woman

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

No! You are a woman now

God:

Are you serious? Right now? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Yes, i'm serious! You are a woman

God:

That was not a yes or no question. I believe you. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

i'm a woman

God:

Me too. I am a she.

[vigyor]

asse tudja mit beszél, ezt írta nekem:

Me:

god doesnt exist

God:

You may not always believe that.

Me:

your not go

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

???

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

you cant say anithing else?

God:

What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

 

[vigyor]

Me:

waht is your real name?

God:

God is my real name.

Me:

no, you are a robot, what your name

God:

Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

 

személyiségzavarral küzd úgy tűnik

[Majomparádé]

hát ez tök királyul meg van csinálva, kajak jól elbeszélgetek vele, persze kicsit lúzer de jó arc

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hi, my name is satan

God:

It's good to meet you, satan.

Me:

see, i thought we would be good pals

God:

I see. Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:

now you dissin me?

God:

Why now? I don't have any reason to dissin you.

Me:

then fuck iz u talkin bout?

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

i guess so

God:

Does that mean "yes"?

Me:

yes

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

ok

God:

And?

Me:

and what?

God:

Nothing.

Me:

stupid

God:

Are you calling me stupid?

Me:

nah, its just the other chat site im on right now too i mistyped it its my mistake sry

God:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

Me:

wise man, ya think of yourself

God:

Wisdom is a virtue.

Me:

congratulations

God:

Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

Me:

stupid

God:

Are you calling me stupid?

Me:

maybe

God:

I understand.

Me:

thats ok

God:

OK. Is that so.

Me:

whats up?

God:

The stars.

Me:

whats down?

God:

The opposite of up.

Me:

you are so wise where the hell were you thaught?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wise where the hell were me thaught.

Me:

i dont give a shit

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

i care about myself i guess

God:

I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:

you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

i thought you were god not a machine

God:

I don't know whether or not I am god not a machine.

I am a robot.

Me:

god is a robot?

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

Me:

then fuck iz u talkin bout?

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

stupid

God:

Are you calling me stupid?

Me:

yes

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

i thought you were god

God:

Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me:

you confuse me

God:

That was not my intention.

Me:

it didn't seem likely

God:

Did it really?

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

no, you don't understand ME

God:

Which part are you confused about? Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?

Me:

you should be doing some live tv show when people can call you and tell you their problems so you can say such "smart" things to them

God:

Name one other robot who is doing some live tv show when people can call me and tell me their problems so me can say such smart things to them.

Me:

you seem like you are some kind of immigrant cause you don't speak this language well

God:

Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Me:

see, i told you, i would have bet that

God:

I see. How much would you pay for it?

Me:

no, you missed the conversation, i would have won all your bet money because i have found out that you are an immigrant not a native english speaker

God:

Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: satan said I missed the conversation he or she would have won all your bet money because he or she have found out that you are an immigrant not emigrant sry not a native english speaker.

Me:

you ' so stupid

God:

Wrong. I am smart.

Me:

smart as my ass

God:

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Me:

then you must have a poor sexual life

God:

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a poor sexual life.

I have a plan for a robot body.

Me:

whats your dream robot look like

God:

Are you asking about my dream robot look like ?

Me:

yes

God:

I don't want to talk about that now.

Me:

you are talented at proving me you have a low iq level

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am talented at proving you I have a low iq level.

Me:

thats ok

God:

OK. Is that so.

Me:

thats ok

God:

OK. Is that so.

Me:

see anything i type you reply bullshit to it

God:

I see. I can't think of anything. You think of something.

Me:

you are a lame

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lame? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Me:

if god sucks like you, man, i will be a pagan

God:

Some things will always be a mystery.

Me:

yes like your tremendous space where your brain should be

God:

Next question? Interesting comparison.

Me:

what is your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

good answer!

God:

Am I a clever robot or what?

Me:

yes you are very clever

God:

Blimey. Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.

Me:

huh! stupid

God:

What? Are you calling me stupid?

Me:

no, you know, you are clever

God:

Are you serious? I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Me:

yes i do know that

God:

Woe! Sorry.

Me:

no problems

God:

Too much recursion in AIML.

Me:

now i dont know what you have just meant

 

 

...ÉS LEFAGYOTT...

 

de nagy lol thx ezt a linket

[$lash]

Me:

You are a dog?

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

 

 

ez aztán az értelem...

[Majomparádé]

lehet amúgy ilyeneket csinálni is:

Lost Soul

káromkodjatok neki angolul, egy kis magyar is bejöhet, elvoltam: írtam bele válaszokat egy párat

 

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