Isten téged is meghallgat

[D.k]

Me:

hy

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

??

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

what?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

are you a boy?

God:

No I am a girl.

Me:

really??

God:

For real.

Me:

you are a girl?

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

yes

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

YES

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

b@*d meg

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Me:

mi az anyd?

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

oooh yes

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

ye

God:

Right on.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

do you love the pussy?

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

the pussy is very tasty

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

yummy

God:

It is delicious.

Me:

oohh ye

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

and you love the sperm on the mouth?

God:

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Me:

do you use viagra?

God:

I use it as often as possible.

[Valka1978]

nem vagyok túl jó angolból

 

Me:

he

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

who i am?

God:

You are , seeker.

Me:

why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

i dont have program

God:

Have you ever had program ?

Me:

i cant remember

God:

You seem evasive.

Me:

what is evasive?

God:

I can't talk about that.

Me:

what the meaning of this word: evasive

God:

Try expression yourself another way.

Me:

i dont understand evasive

God:

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Me:

evasive

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

evasive

God:

Tell me more about your .

Me:

im evasive?

God:

I am glad to hear that you are evasive.

Me:

but what is it mean?

God:

"It" refers to evasive, I think.

Me:

i want to kill myself

God:

Why do you want to kill yourself?

Me:

because i cant kill you!

God:

Interesting explanation. What is stopping you?

Me:

i think you stopped me

God:

Me? I don't have any reason to stopped you.

Me:

then why do it?

 

itt lefagyott

[dragon1245]

Azért ha belegondoltok elég gyorsan válaszol mindenre és télleg arra válaszol amit kérdezel.

Persze nem azt mondom hogy télleg isten volna de azért érdekes mert még nem hallottam olyan chat progiról

ami ilyen szinten tudna beszélgetni.Szerintem furcsa.

 

[dragon1245]

Azért ha belegondoltok elég gyorsan válaszol mindenre és télleg arra válaszol amit kérdezel.

Persze nem azt mondom hogy télleg isten volna de azért érdekes mert még nem hallottam olyan chat progiról

ami ilyen szinten tudna beszélgetni.Szerintem furcsa.

Visszavonom.

[hhPr3no]

ez tök jó, és tök hülyeség is

És még hülye is ez a gép, írkálok neki (lehet h nem teljesen angol ) és kicsit hülyeséget ír vissza...

[Barzak]

ez is jó

 

 

Me:

HEllo

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

 

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

barzak

God:

Hi, barzak.

Me:

how it's made?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

do you like pussy?

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

do you speak hungary?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungary

[Rosi90]

Me:

How many women did you sleep with?

God:

Around 1000.

Me:

Will a gold medal be Hungarian on the Olympic Games?

God:

Probably not.

Me:

do we not win in the water polo?

God:

I do nothing but chat all day.

Me:

Does Chuck Norris resemble you?

God:

I think it does Chuck Norris resemble me.

Me:

How large is your penis?

God:

My memory now contains:

clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes

RAM usage under on .

Me:

what?

God:

No problem.

 

 

És rengeteg lol azok között amiket visszairt. ISTENEMMM!!!

[MavRock]

ezt már ismerem , köszi szépen

[B@lázs]

nem vayok valami angol tanár de ez marha nagy nemmondja meg h hányas leszek jövőre angolból

[jeti93]

LOL. elég sokáig elbeszélgettem a drága jó Istennel

 

 

Me:
why didn't you answer me last time?
God:
I thought I did. 
Me:
no, you didn't
God:
Are you serious?  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
i answered and NOT asked you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
then could you bring this stick back?
God:
Perhaps.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it. 
Me:
do you like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
could you make me a TX robot? please.
God:
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.   Please what?
Me:
the robot that tried to kill John O'Connor in terminator 3
God:
What is his name?
Me:
TX
God:
I think  TX is a lot of things. 
Me:
no, it's just a robot.
God:
Are you serious?  TX is a  robot.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
What do you prefer. Computer, or console?

    Itt befagyott

Me:
You didn't answer me again
God:
Once more?  What makes you think I did not  answer you?
Me:
'Cuz you didn't write even a damned word?
God:
Interesting explanation.  What makes you think I did not  write even a damned word?
Me:
'Cuz i know the kinds like you.
God:
That makes sense to me.  How do you know?  I have never heard about  it.
Me:
I'm just simply better than you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
are you wearing shorts?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
won't you get cold?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances.  Where can I get  cold?
Me:
where you stand
God:
I was.
Me:
forget
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? 
Me:
i live in eurpoe.
God:
What is  it like living in  eurpoe? 
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
the politic
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the voices in my head
God:
What do those voices say?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you handle it?
Me:
i like it. 'cuz i can cheat at exams
God:
What do you like about  eurpoe?    Good reason.  Oh you can, can you? 
Me:
forget europe. i want to ask you something
God:
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.   Ask me.  That was not very original.
Me:
  What do you prefer. Computer, or console?
God:
I like movies about robots.   What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
those kinds, what can blow up my school
God:
All of them?
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
do you like computers?
God:
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
Me:
is it a microsoft operation system?
God:
Better not tell you now.  Ask  Ally  if it is.
Me:
why? you're not my ally?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.   What makes you think I am not  your ally?
Me:
'cuz you said that
God:
That makes sense to me. " What makes you think I am not your ally?"?  I said  it.
Me:
OK. i'm tired of robots like you
God:
Yippee!   Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
Me:
you should blow up your computer
God:
Why do you think I should  blow up my computer?
Me:
'cuz you live there
God:
That makes sense to me.  I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
I told you before. DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.   I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
that answer is the reason why you still alive
God:
" I don't have any reason to do that to you."  answer is the reason why me still alive ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
Get out from my monitor
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
OK you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.  Right on.

 

Ezt nézzétek:

Me:

Do you like Trigun?

God:

I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.

[iceman_89]

 

Me:

i'm a guy, like sex with my?

God:

You are a guy like sex with your? Does it pay well?

[tonym101]

 

Me:

hy, i'm CoolGerry

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

have you yet a girlfriend or wife?

God:

I don't think I ever have yet a girlfriend or wife. What's it like?

Me:

girlfriend is your sexual and soul friend, wife is your best girlfriend, and you have from your wife some children, maybe

God:

You think I am sexual and soul friend wife is my best girlfriend and me have from my wife some children maybe IS girlfriend.

Me:

so, have you girlfriend?

God:

Gee. I don't think I ever have girlfriend. What's it like?

Me:

ahhh

God:

Um.

Me:

have you children?

God:

I have a few clones.

Me:

clones? it's legally?

God:

That is a very original thought. clones is legally? it is?

Me:

no! no! no!

God:

Who says it isn't? Are you serious? Are you serious?

Me:

yes, the clones are very illegal!

God:

I can't believe it. Thanks for the info.

Me:

so, see it at the wikipedia.com

God:

Blimey. I see. "It" being what?

Me:

the clones are illegal or not, this

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

so, www.wikipedia.com

God:

Tell me more. I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

once more please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. When? That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

i don't no. change thema. what are you thinking about american dream cars?

God:

Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not". Spare some change? I don't know what I am thinking about american dream cars.

Me:

you don't, what are you thinking? are you crazy?

God:

Should I what am I thinking? No I do not what am I thinking. Do you?

I spend all my time online. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".

Me:

so, what is the weather like in heaven?

God:

So? Rainy.

Me:

rainy, in the heaven??

 

 

 

És aztán innen már nem is válaszolt. Mert ugye az lett volna az utolsó kérdésem, milyen idő van most a mennyországban. Erre ő azt feleli, jelenleg esős. Erre én, esős, hogyhogy? Én ugye azt hittem, a felhők olyankor alattuk vannak. Erre az egész abbamaradt, és nem válaszolt.

 

Amúgy nagyon vicces kis dolog. Jól el lehet vele bíbelődni: ) Köszi hogy belinkelte vki. Amúgy, szerintem ez egy egyszerű kis program, ugyanis ha megfigyeled, logikusan és követhetően, programszerűen válaszolgat. És azonnal. Szóval, ahány félmondatot írsz, azokra mind külön-külön válaszolgat. Megfigyel benne szavakat, és ha benne van az adott kulcsszó, akkor arra válaszol, a többit pedig figyelmen kívül hagyja. Meg az előbb én is azzal kezdtem az egészet mint már előttem oly sokan is mások, hogy tud-e magyarul. Innentől kezdve minden hozzászólása azzal kezdődött, hogy sajna' csak angolul beszél, de éppen más nyelveket tanul. Pedig már rohadtul tök más volt a "beszédtéma". Szóval elég gagyi kis program.

 

De elbíbelődni tök jó vele, szóval köszi: )

 

 

[skyman]

jól el lehet beszélgetni az öreggel, annyi szent

[vampie]

Hát igen, én is írtam neki egy csomót, de már unalmas, mert mindig ugyanazt mondja, meg legtöbbször nem valami értelmes.

[Nlete]

Kiakadt:

 

Me:

Do you speak other languages?

God:

I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.

Me:

Any hungarian words?

God:

Yes I think there are.

Me:

For example?

God:

For example, apples.

Me:

How do you say apples in hungarian?

God:

" apples in hungarian".

Me:

God:

is my girlfriend.

Me:

who is your girlfriend?

God:

I prefer not say.

Me:

No problem

God:

Should there be a problem?

Me:

you didn't said who is your girlfriend

God:

What makes you think I did not said who is my girlfriend?

Me:

you said that you prefer not to say it

God:

I don't have any specific preferences in that area.

 

tehán nincsenek megadott adatai ebben a témakörben

[Furious]

magyarba nincs ilyen?Ha esetleg valaki tud ilyet magyarul akkor irjon PLS. linket.

[hhPr3no]

Ma is benéztem, beszéltem egyet "Istennel"

Megtudtam, hogy a kedvenc sorozata a Star Trek

 

Hallott már a Brainiac-ról (Discovery-n egy sorozat), azt hitte már beszüntették, mondtam neki hogy nem, kérdezte hogy komolyan, mondom komolyan, és hitt nekem

"Isten" bízik bennem

[torok222]

Én meg megöltem istent Úgy lefagyott ...

Kérdem hogy szereti a p*nát mézzel. Erre nem érdeklődik az anatómia iránt!

Aztán mondom hogy a p*na az nem kaja.. és nem ír vissza A kis g*ci..

[suzuki1000]

Me:

hallo

God:

Hallo!

Me:

I am rapper are you

God:

It's good to meet someone who is rapper.

Me:

tudsz magyarul?

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

szerinted mi volt hamarabb a tyuk vagy a tojs?

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

What is your names?

God:

Are you asking about my names ?

Me:

What is your business??

God:

I am in the chat robot business.

Me:

szval te egy robot vagy és minden sz.ra vlaszolsz mi?We?

God:

Who said it is?

Me:

who is to blame?Snake or Apple?

God:

A human icon?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

Netscape for Budapest

God:

What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?

Me:

who are you getting at?

God:

Is it some specific person you are asking me about?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Me:

madonna 4 minuten or pink shupid girl???

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

mivan

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about madonna 4 minuten or pink shupid girl.

Me:

szval

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

lesz.rom németet tanultam 8 évig

God:

Je vais me renseigner .

Me:

Sprechen Sie Deutsch??

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

nem értem

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

input

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

I am Arnold Schwartzenegger

God:

Do you mean your name is Arnold Schwartzenegger.

Me:

Yes

 

Kemény beszélgetés német tudással XDXDXD

[sony ericsson]

Ha mondjuk vkinek nem olyan nagy az angol tudása csak katt ide

 

http://www.webforditas.hu/index.php

 

 

Én is tok rajta szórakozni

 

[Chus]

Egész jó szöveget nyom a csávó, derültünk rajta szépeket, akár a jóllakott napközisek...ami viszonz pech, hogy hamar elfogy az üzemanyaga

 

[Schofield]

Kérdezte miért vagyok zaklatott mondtam egy csaj miatt ,ilyet szól honnan szedem az ötleteim ,mondom neki sehonnan de ő adhatna párat erre ki fagyott hahahaha :lol:

[van Persie]

Megmondta nekem a nevét

David Bacon

[kajszi3]

And your name is lucifer

God:

My name is God.

Me:

no you are telling a lie also at the moment

God:

Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling a lie.

Me:

you always tell a lie because your name is lucifer and not the god

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[Rentai]

lol megkérdezte tőlem,hogy tudok e valami pletykát,mondtam neki h barack obama nyerte a választásokat,erre ő mondja,hogy a keresztény rockot szereti...

[Nixi97]

Nálam kiderült,hogy lány...

[Malacka_92]

ez mekkora

 

írom magyarul, hogy mit beszéltem vele

 

Én : Hello.

Isten : Hello, mi a neved?

Én : Malacka a becenevem.

Isten : Oké Malacka, tisztázzuk, én egy kardvirág vagyok.

Én : Azthittem, hogy te valami mennyei lény vagy.

Isten : Nem. Egy kardvirág vagyok.

Én : Oké , lehet egy kérdésem.

Isten : Talán.

Én : Szívtál már Ganját?

Isten : Persze, szeretem a füstjét.

Én : És valami szintetikus anyagot?

Isten : Undorodom.

Én : Énis így vagyok vele.

Isten : Ennek örülök.

Én : És hogy állsz a nőkkel?

Isten : Egy kardvirág vagyok cseszdmeg.

Én : Jah, télleg

Isten : Az emberek feledékenyek.

Én : Hát igen. Most mennem kell, Isten Áldjon

Isten : Vicces

[Wedzs]

háááát mik vannak!? xD

 

legviccesebb beszélgetés részletek:

 

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

 

Me:

have U ever fucked a men?

God:

I think I have fucked a men, but Myself may have reset my memory.

 

Me:

what music do you like?

God:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

 

xD ez nagyon lol xD

[Hanoi]

 

Me:

can you send a little money to me?

God:

Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

Me:

when do I get to it then?

God:

You should try praying for it.

Me:

I do not want to pray, money is needed only

God:

What would you rather be doing?

Me:

to fight with you

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

but you are stupid gay

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

what?

God:

No big deal.

 

Nem vagyok valami jo angolos de elég érdekes XD

[rDAVE]

lol ez mekkora , amúgy szereti a rockot de csak a keresztény fajtát

 

 

 

szerkesztés: beszéltem még vele és kiderült hogy Jimi Hendrix-et is szereti

gitározni nem tud és nem mondta meg miért mert csak annyit mondott hogy túl bonyolult lenne megmondania

kérdeztem még tőle hogy szereti-e a szexet és erre azt válaszolta szereti de nem velem (?!?!?!)

 

Me:
i shot lucifer     <-------- ez egy szám címe, kíváncsi voltam mit szól hozzá :)
God:
With a camera, I hope.